I never seem to have time for this, so pardon the hellish mess

You could see some boring stuff about me,

Or, if you're a gamer...

Here is some stuff about The Future that Never Was

Here's my version of hell...

Arnold Schwarzenagger, Creationists
Circle I Limbo

Scientologists
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

George Bush
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Republicans
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Darrell Issa
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

Lewis Libby
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

John Ashcroft
Circle VII Burning Sands

Dick Cheney
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

Paul Wolfowitz
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

Planet X: Far too many gamers in one place