Lostiawen's LOTR RPS Scribblings
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This is the majority of my work. I have drabbles, ficlets, and fics, mainly ViggOrli, but I occasionally experiment with other pairings. Unless I note otherwise, all stories are rated NC-17.

Updated May 9, 2010.


Help support Clay Greene!

In Sonoma County, CA, Clay Greene's partner, Harold, fell down the front steps of their home. Clay is 77, Harold was 88 and they had been together for 20 years. However, even though they had all their legal paperwork in place, county and health care workers ignored Clay's medical power of attorney and they refused to let him see Harold in the hospital. The county then placed Clay and Harold in separate nursing homes and auctioned off all their belongings.

Harold died, and Clay wasn't allowed to see him. He was finally released, and he has been unable to recover his property or any of his belongings. He's suing the Sonoma County, with the help of the NCLR.

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Multi-Chapter Fics

Destiny's Hands
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Chapter 1 , Chapter 2, Chapter 3 , Chapter 4 , Chapter 5 , Chapter 6 , Chapter 7 , Chapter 8 , Chapter 9 , Chapter 10
My signature AU story.
An encounter with the supernatural changes a bitter drama student´s life forever in a tale of love beyond death. 

The "Sleeping It Off" Story Arc (WIP)
These are a series of loosely tied together standalone stories. "Sleeping It Off" was my first RPS fic.

Part 1: Sleeping It Off
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/?
Recipe for trouble: One Orli, add way too many drinks, and a lost bet to Elijah. Shake and let loose at a party.

Part 2: Bargaining
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Orli has a long talk with Sean to work out the specifics of their relationship.

Part 3: It's Getting Hot in Here
Chapter 1 , Chapter 2
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean
My infamous smut bomb fic.

Part 4: Masquerade
WARNING: Kink fic

Chapter 1 , Chapter 2 , Chapter 3
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean
Orlando pays a visit to New Zealand for a weekend romp with Viggo during the Two Towers pick-ups, but things don't go quite the way he expected...

Part 5: Wish You Were Here
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean/Orlando Bloom (sort of)
Orlando's feeling lonely on the set of PotC.

Part 6: Troy Boy
Chapter 1 , Chapter 2 , Chapter 3 , Chapter 4 , Part 5 , Part 6
Pairing: Sean Bean/Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Orlando finally decides once and for all to get Sean into bed.

Other Series

Boundaries
Chapter 1, Chapter 2 , Chapter 3 , Chapter 4 , Chapter 5 , Chapter 6 , Chapter 7 , Chapter 8 , Chapter 9 , Chapter 10 , Chapter 11 , Chapter 12 , Chapter 13 , Chapter 14 , Chapter 15 , Chapter 16 , Chapter 17 , Chapter 18 , Chapter 19 , Chapter 20
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen; Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean/Viggo Mortensen
WARNING : Kink fic
Viggo discovers a new side to Orlando... 2 Slashy Oscar Nominations for 2006: Best BDSM story, Best Supporting Character.

Uvanna's Tears
This is an AU set in a medieval fantasy world. Viggo is a tired soldier who lives in Illossa, a small, generally peaceful village. However, his routine life can't last for long...

Part 1: Wildling Hunt (WIP)
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, Original Male Character/Orlando Bloom
Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3
A stranger's arrival in Illossa plunges Viggo into a world of grand adventure, as he embarks on a quest to find a mythical being.
WARNING : Mild het content (PGish)

The Crusaders
This is a loosely tied together series of AU Crack!fics set in a superhero universe.

Part 1: Behind the Mask
Pairing: Eric Bana/Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Total AU. What are our friendly neighborhood superheroes like behind the scenes?

Part 2: Riding a Titan
Part 1 , Part 2 Pairing: Eric Bana/Orlando Bloom
Prequel to "Behind the Mask". How does a mage shag the world's strongest man?

Part 3: Bundle of Trouble (WIP)
Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3 , Part 4 , Part 5 NEW!
Pairing: Eric Bana/Orlando Bloom, Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, various/Orlando Bloom
There's a spy in the Crusaders' base. Who could it be?
Warning for all: Crack!fic

Stand Alone Fics

A Perfect Love
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Warning: Much angst
Exclusive AU to LJ and my site - Viggo's life takes an unexpected turn when he rescues a runaway.

All That Glitters (with co-author Salix)
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Part 1 , Part 2
Why is Viggo buying bath bombs in Toronto?

Blackmail
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom with Karl Urban watching
AU PWP. Two corrupt cops decide to have their way with a rentboy.

Cake
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
PWP. Fluffernutter, sappy smut in the kitchen.

Chocolate Kisses
Pairing: David Wenham/Orlando Bloom
PWP. Light, fluffy smut.

Compromises (Ficlet)
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Warning: Much angst
Some relationships require sacrifices...

Deception
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Karl Urban/Orlando Bloom
Sequel to "Blackmail." Orlando goes back to the Boulevard.

Desperately Seeking Paris
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Part 1 , Part 2
Orlando has to film his first sex scene, can Viggo help him?

DNA Lollipop (co-authored with Salix)
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Rating: PG-13/R
WARNING : Crack!fic
Some things are not meant to be tampered with...

Double Your Fun
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
WARNING: Hardcore Kink
PWP. Fun and games in New York.

Dressed In Bridal White
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
PWPish. What happened during the filming of the ROTK coronation scene.

Fine Cuisine (co-authored with Elizabeth)
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
WARNING : Crack!fic
What if RPS could be made into a recipe?

Hidden Features
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Orlando discovers Viggo's true feelings for him at a Halloween party.

Hindsight NEW!
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
A semi-AU fic exclusive to my site. You know what they say about hindsight being 20/20...

How The Cheetah Lost His Spots (co-authored with Salix)
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
WARNING : Crack!fic
Orli's costume causes commotion and combustion.

How The Flu Raged Through LJ
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
WARNING : Crack!fic
During the last week of February, it seemed like everyone was catching the flu. Here's a possible explanation.

It Doesn't Pay to Get Out of Bed
Pairing: None
Rating: R
Warning: Total Crack!Fic containing weird humor. Don't say I didn't warn you.
How does RescueMe!Orli make it to work every morning?

Kingdom of Lust
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
PWP - Viggo knows just what Orlando needs after a hard day of filming.

Make Your Own Orlando
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
There's a reason why Orlando brings his phone everywhere.

Making Mountains Out of Molehills
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Sometimes the smallest things can set off a major chain of events.

Mango, Squash, and Kink
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
WARNING : Kink fic
We were at it again! Another tongue-in-cheek PWP fic co-authored with Elizabeth. This one is set after the PotC premiere.

Mark of the Elf Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Rating: R
Ficlet - Orlando attends a premiere of "Eastern Promises."

Musings in the Park
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Viggo Mortensen
Rating: hard R/NC-17ish
Ficlet - Orlando's thoughts while out with Sidi.

Mysterious Cargo
Part 1 , Part 2 , Part 3
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Written for the V/O Secret Santa on vo_xmas. Smuggler Viggo Mortensen gets more than he bargained for when he is hired to transport a package with no questions asked.

Night Calls
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
WARNING : Crack!fic
Be careful of who you call at night.

Not So Old, After All
NEW!
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Rating: NC-17
PWP ficlet written for Viggo's 51st bday.

Of Bikers and Taxes
Part 1 , Part 2
Pairing: Eric Bana/Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom, Viggo Mortensen/Sean Bean/Eric Bana/Orlando Bloom
My AU Tax Day smutfest for 2007.
WARNING: Hardcore kink

Orli's Hot Date
Part 1 , Part 2
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Orli finally gets a date with Viggo...but things don't turn out as well as he had hoped. Written for Viggorously's "Bad Sex" challenge.

The Prince and the Frog
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
WARNING: Crack!fic
A modern day retelling of "The Princess and the Frog".

Puppy Love
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Ah, the joys of dog ownership...

Secret Hobbies
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/?/?
Part 1, Part 2
Everyone has a secret hobby, even the Fellowship.
WARNING: Crack!fic

Seeing Green
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
PWP - An explanation for Orlando's flirting with Alex on TRL UK.

Sodomy and the Lash
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
Double drabble+ set in the "Boundaries" universe - Viggo and Orlando play during a break in filming.

Surf Break
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Exclusive to my website and LJ - Orlando hauls Viggo out to surf.

Sunlight and Shadow
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Rating: R
A ficlet written in the style of Jassy. Memories haunt Orlando.

Taming the Elf
Pairing: Bernard Hill/Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
PWP. Smutty kink in costume.
WARNING: Hardcore kink

Taxes and Tips
Part 1, Part 2
Pairing: Joey Cusack/Orlando Bloom
AU PWP. Orlando's a stripper at a seedy dive, Joey walks in on Tax Day. Smut ensues.

The Tax Man
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
WARNING: Hardcore Kink
AU PWP. It's tax time, and Orlando needs an accountant.

There's a Squirrel On My Shirt!
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
PWP set in the same universe as "Puppy Love". Maude brings a "present" home for Orli.

To Wherever It May Lead
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Written for the Secret Santa Exchange at vo_xmas, and my first attempt at a hurt/comfort fic -- finding the right person sometimes involves a long journey.

Two Boys and a Bridal Shower
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
Never diss on certain things around Miranda.

When In Rome...
Pairing: Orlando Bloom/Sean Bean
Rating: R
Drabble from the set of "Troy".

Whipped Cream and Other Delights
Part 1 , Part 2
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Karl Urban/Sean Bean/Orlando Bloom
WARNING : Kink fic
Total PWP smutfest. Orlando loves to tease everyone on the LOTR set. However, it winds up backfiring on him at a party.

You Don't Want to Know
Pairing: Viggo Mortensen/Orlando Bloom
WARNING : Kink fic
A tongue-in-cheek PWP fic co-authored with Elizabeth, speculating on why Orli trashed Viggo's trailer.


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