The 100 Question Toughbun Purity Test, Version 1.0

by Winston and Flash

Scoring is one point for every yes answer. Subtract that from 100% to get your percentage purity. The lower your score is, the better a toughbun you are. And only one test per toughbun, please.

Oh, and eventually, this purity test will be upgraded to use forms, and to have a toughbun hall of fame. For now, plain old pencil and paper will have to do.

You can check to see how dominated your slave is by having them take the slave purity test.

Section I : General Stuff

This concerns general toughbun stuff.
1. Ever been sprayed with water?
2. Ever had a slave stomp because they were unhappy with something you did?
3. Is one of your nicknames "nono"? (ex. noWinstonno)
4. Ever escaped your cage?
5. Ever escaped your playpen?

6. Ever escaped your room?
7. Bit your vet?
8. Bit your slave?
9. Repeated your bad behavior?
10. Repeated it immediately after being sprayed/stomped at/etc.?
11. Is your name or nickname related to a toughbun activity that you regularly indulge in? (ex. Crapper, Shredder, Flashie the Evil Destructo-Bunny)

    Section II : Digging

    No toughbun is compete with causing some digging damage.

12. Have you ever dug up carpet?
13. Dug up so much carpet that you left a bald spot?
14. Dug up so much carpet that the carpet tacks were showing?
15. Denuded some carpet in more than one room?
16. Have you ever dug up your litterbox?

17. Sent litter flying onto the ground from digging in the litterbox?
18. Sent poop flying on the floor from litterbox digging?
19. Sent peed on litter flying onto the floor?
20. Managed to move all of the contents of your litterbox onto the floor?
21. Moved the contents from more than one litterbox?

    Section III : Chewing

    This section applies to stuff that happened due to your chewing.

22. Ever chewed on a cord?
23. Ever severed a cord?
24. Ever destroyed a cord belonging to computer equipment?
25. Chewed on phone or VCR buttons?
26. Destroyed so many buttons that the slave has to learn to use the remote/ phone by guessing?
27. Caused $50 worth of damage by chewing?
28. $100 worth of damage?

29. $500 worth of damage?
30. $1,000 or more worth of damage?
31. Chewed on furniture?
32. Chewed on antique furniture?
33. Destroyed a whole section of furniture? (table leg, a cushion, etc.)

34. Destroyed an out of print book?
35. Destroyed a whole shelf of books?
36. Chewed on your slave's important homework or paperwork?
37. Chewed on the above before they had to give it to someone? (ex. The night before the slave's thesis is due, you shred it.)
38. Chewed on your slave's clothes?

39. Chewed a hole in a really embarrassing part of the slave's clothes?
40. Gave them a hair trim?
41. Gave your slave a hair trim that they had the bad taste to not appreciate?
42. Destroyed some part of a major appliance?
43. Chewed and destroyed something not mentioned above?

    Section IV : Pooping

    Of course, no toughbun test would be complete without this section. This section measures style as well as frequency.

44. Have you ever pooped on the floor?
45. Ever left so much poop that you could be tracked by the poop trail?
46. Have you ever pooped on your slave?
47. Pooped on your slave's date/SO?
48. Pooped on them to make a good first impression?

49. Ever had a slave step in a strategically placed poop?
50. Were their feet bare?
51. Was it a recently deposited poop?
52. Decorated your slave's food with poop? (i.e. Where did the extra capers come from?)
53. Ever had a slave accidentally eat your poop?

54. Pooped on your slave's food?
55. Pooped while binkying?
56. Pooped on some furniture right before someone was going to use it? (hey, it's your furniture, right?)
57. Deposited cecal pellets on the carpet?
58. Cleverly hid it so that it was cemented onto the carpet when the slave found it?
59. Deposited cecal pellets where a human could sit on them?

    Section V : Spraying

    You can't really call yourself a toughbun until you've sprayed. This not only covers quantity, but quality.

60. Have you ever sprayed the floor?
61. Sprayed the wall?
62. Sprayed some piece of furniture?
63. Sprayed your slave's bed?
64. Sprayed the bed immediately after the sheets were changed?

65. Hosed down an area so much that they put plastic on it?
66. Managed to spray around or underneath the plastic?
67. Sprayed while binkying?
68. Sprayed while spinning around? (spin 'n' squirt)
69. Sprayed another pet?

70. Sprayed another bunny?
71. Sprayed your slave?
72. Managed to hit them in the face by spraying?
73. Got them in the mouth or eyes?
74. Got them in the mouth when they were trying to say something?

75. Hosed down your slave so much that they had to change clothes?
76. Sprayed a slave's SO/date?
77. Sprayed the SO/date because you disapproved of them? (some slaves have really bad taste in people)
78. Sprayed the SO/date while they were sharing an intimate moment with your slave?
79. Woke up your slave by peeing on them?

80. Peed on your slave's head?
81. Peed where your slave could step in it? (a new morning surprise!)

    Section VI : Terrorizing

    This section covers how well you're able to dominate those uppity inhabitants of *your* territory.

82. Ever scared another non-bunny animal out of your territory?
83. Was the animal much bigger than you were?
84. Are humans afraid to enter your domain?

85. Do they panic when you leave your domain and wander next to them? (ex. Uh, hi Maggie, what are you doing here on the sofa?)
86. Scared the new bunny in your house?
87. Been the new bunny and scared the established bunny?
88. Was the other bunny twice your size or bigger?
89. Corrupted another bunny into being a toughbun?

90. Co-ordinated toughbun activities with another bunny? (ex. While you dig up the carpet to distract the slave, I'll eat the modem cord.)
91. Corrupted another bunny through Petbunny or Etherbun? (i.e. After hearing reports from several PB'ers that there bunnies were destroying chairs, Winston started doing it, too.)
92. Corrupted them so much that the other bunny is has earned a nickname relating to you? (ex. Flash is sometimes called Rasta Jr.)

    Section VII : Getting away with Stuff

    And of course, the biggest part of being a toughbun is getting away with it all.

93. Ever destroyed something and been immediately forgiven?
94. Been forgiven even though it was brand new?
95. Guilted your slave into forgiving you after you've been punished? (ex. sulking in a corner with that hurt look)
96. Can guilt trip your slave at will?
97. Managed to shift the blame to someone else? (i.e. another bunny in your house, one of the other animals you have to share the house with)

98. Managed to shift the blame to your slave's SO?
99. Does your slave think it's cute that you're a toughbun?
100. Have you brainwashed your slave into thinking that the only bunny for them is a toughbun?